The Story of the Christmas Microwave


From: Frieda B

To: Sue T ; Geoff T

Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 5:51 AM

Subject: Important

Warning:

I do NOT NEED nor WANT a new microwave for Christmas

I mean it !

Mom

From: John B

To: Sue T ; T, Geoff ; LadyM ; Frieda B

Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 11:18 AM

Subject: RE: Important

I don't understand.

She wants a USED microwave instead?

From: Frieda B

To: John B ; Sue T ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 11:33 AM

Subject: Re: Important

Smartass ! I did not see a "copy" to you on this. I had a feeling you all had already been conspiring on this. Read my lips. NO NO NO NO

NO NO No No No Noooooooooooooooo I am used to mine, I love it, and wont use another

F

From: Sue T

To: Frieda B ; John B ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 11:39 AM

Subject: Re: Important

BUSTED. Jesus in PJs! She's getting too goddamn good!

She's right, John. You were not sent the original email.

Ding Ding Ding - she wins ! ! ! - a new microwave!

From: Frieda B

Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 11:49 AM

To: Sue T; John B; T, Geoff; LadyM

Subject: Re: Important

If so bring the receipt with you so that I can return it !!!!

F

From: Geoff T

To: Frieda B ; Sue T ; John B ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 12:31 PM

Subject: RE: Important

She must really want a new microwave. That's all she keeps talking about.

I was going to replace the burned out light bulb in her old one, but I guess why bother? She's getting a new one anyway.

From: Frieda B

Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 1:55 PM

To: Geoff T; Sue T; John B; T, Geoff; LadyM

Subject: Re: Important

I go for the lightbulb Sweetie if that satisfies everybody , however I did not know there was one missing

F

From: Geoff T

To: Frieda B ; Sue T ; John B ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 2:45 PM

Subject: RE: Important

A new microwave is a lot cheaper (free, gift) than buying a new light bulb.

From: Frieda B

To: Geoff T ; Sue T ; John B ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent: Thursday, December 02, 2004 5:38 PM

Subject: Re: Important

In that case ..........I don't need either

F

From: Sue T

To: Frieda B ; Geoff T ; John B ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent: Saturday, December 04, 2004 1:02 PM

Subject: Re: Important

Just get her a new light bulb. They are kinda tough to find for outdated, slow, microwaves that aren't even manufactured anymore.

But I know where you can get a new microwave light bulb.

There is one inside the new microwave she is getting.

From: Frieda B

To: Sue T ; Geoff T ; John B ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent: Saturday, December 04, 2004 1:18 PM

Subject: Re: Important

Stop it, stop it, stop it !!!!!!!!!!!11

No Bulb, I can see fine, NO Micro !

Amen

finis

Pasta

done

F

From: John B

To: Frieda B ; Sue T ; Geoff T ; John B ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent: Monday, December 06, 2004 10:44 AM

Subject: RE: Important

Sue, if you and Geoff get the microwave, then I'll get the pasta cooker accessory that she seems to want so bad.

From: Frieda B

To: John B ; Sue T ; Geoff T ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent: Monday, December 06, 2004 10:58 AM

Subject: Re: Important

pasta cooker accessory ??????????? You do and I make you wear it on your head !

F

From: Geoff T

To: John B ; Frieda B ; Sue T ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent: Monday, December 06, 2004 11:08 AM

Subject: RE: Important

No problem, we'll get Frieda the microwave. I saw a really nice one, does *EVERYTHING*, but it's very expensive. Like crazy expensive.

It does so much stuff, it would be impossible to operate. Very complicated. Awesome! And expensive!

From: "Sue T"

To: Geoff T ; John B ; Sue T ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent Date:12/6/2004 11:23:13 AM Eastern Standard Time

Subj: Re: Important

You just pushed ALL her buttons at once!

S.

From: Frieda B

To: Geoff T ; John B ; Sue T ; T, Geoff ; LadyM

Sent: Monday, December 06, 2004 11:31 AM

Subject: Re: Important

Help I am surrounded by smartasses

!